Firemen Are The Greatest!
One dark night
outside a small town, a fire started inside the
local chemical plant. Before long it exploded
into flames and an alarm went out to fire
departments from miles around. After fighting the
fire for over an hour, the chemical company
president approached the fire chief and said,
"All of our secret formulas are in the vault in
the center of the plant. They must be saved! I
will give $50,000 to the engine company that
brings them out safely!"
As soon as the chief heard this, he ordered the
firemen to strengthen their attack on the blaze.
After two more hours of attacking the fire,
president of the company offered $100,000 to the
engine company that could bring out the company's
secret files. From the distance a long siren was
heard and another fire truck came into sight. It
was a local volunteer fire company composed
entirely of men over 65. To everyone's amazement
the little fire engine raced through the chemical
plant gates and drove straight into the middle of
the inferno. In the distance the other firemen
watched as the old timers hopped off of their rig 
and began to fight the fire with an effort that
they had never seen before.
After an hour of intense fighting the volunteer
company had extinguished the fire and saved the
secret formulas. Joyous the chemical company
president announced that he would double the
reward to $200,000 and walked over to personally
thank each of the volunteers. After thanking each
of the old men individually the president asked
the group what they intended to do with the
reward money. The fire truck driver looked him
right in the eye and said, "The first thing we're
going to do is fix the damn brakes on that
truck!"
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